i think im being stalked

[bobtheturkey]

i have noticed things like some of my y fronts missing off the washing line and random pics of my bare botty posted to me, plus the other day in the post office mrs harris from number 43 waving a syringe at me while stroking her facial hair in a threatening manner what should i do?

[dot.hawkes]

should we send in the SAS Bob or can you cope/

[nattab]

u little liar bob, u only had one pair for every day and i have them all, oops!!!, did i let my secret out, wave bob, ur on candid camera, lol

[nattab]

anyway, didn't u use ur 3 pack at whiskey's party last night

[nobjob]

ducky all this yfront talk is just a distraction isnt it so you wont let slip about the pretty pink panties you really wear !!!

mrs harris 89 , good on yeh missus !!

[nattab]

don't be nasty nob, i've seen your blue ones, u had them on last night

[bobtheturkey]

i feel like that bloke in the phone booth dorothy :) nattb dont sell them on e bay

[nattab]

i wouldn't but i think there might be a few high bidders in here for ur little tush :)

[Redbel]

Oh sh1t my phone has just rang.....lol

[nobjob]

nattab blue?? ahem excuse me im a classy lassie always black if you dont mind !! lol

[nattab]

i prefer white lace or silk

[Redbel]

nobjob.....I wear bloomers....they have a bit of lace on them, so they do look a bit classy....lol

[dot.hawkes]

I'm still wondering about those silk scarves,

[Redbel]

See nattab wears them too...lol

[nattab]

i know this is totally off the subject, but once at the beginning of our marriage i went to pick my husban up from work wearing a long trenchcoat with a white basque with silver stockings and suspenders and nothing else, luckily i was in the car and it wasn't too cold. he couldn't wait to get home lol

[nattab]

bez - giving my secrets away!!!!!

[Redbel]

Bob......down boy.....lol

[nattab]

thought everyone had b******d off and left me then, lol

[dot.hawkes]

i feel like the bloke in the phone booth too Bob but I bet he's busy tonight!

[nattab]

maybe we should have a whip round and buy bob some new pants

[Redbel]

nattab, I bet he couldn't.......wish I had the guts to do something like that.... knowing me I'd trip up on me coat..lol