Wind Up ?

[Chipchopper]

A youth was rushed to hospital and underwent a very complicated operation, after swallowing his grandfathers pocket watch.

The surgeon who performed a two hour operation on the boy, said it had been very time consuming.

[marval]

I have got to hand it to you, you don't waste a second making us laugh.

[tonyav]

Good job it wasn't his ticker then.

[Chipchopper]

The boy, who cant be named, who's grandfather is also named Albert said "he was testing the theory of relative time"