An Ant.............

[excelsior-1]

.....climbs up a box of cereals, and sees another ant running back and forth along the top

"what are you doing?" he asks

the other ant replies "oh, just doing what it says here [i]tear along the dotted line!"[i]

[Psybbo]

LOL x

[tonyav]

Two flies playing football in a saucer, one fly say's to the other were in the cup next week.

[Tilly2]

Two eggs in a pan of boiling water.
One eggs says, 'God, it's hot in here!

The other egg replies, 'Wait till you get out, they smash ******your head in!'