Top Tip.

[carrust]

When your Mrs is on her knees & you get all masterful with her, make sure she hasn't just put a handful of almonds in her mouth.....eeekkk

[mazie]

I dread to think what you're talking about carrust ....LOL

[sunny-dave]

Or indeed Chilli Peanuts ...

[carrust]

Not so much an eeekk more of a YOWZA dave :-)

[berniecuddles]

that'd drive me nuts!

[moonraker558]

The last time Mrs Moony was on her knees cleaning the oven and I crept up behind her to pinch her bottom, without turning around she said...
"Evening vicar going poaching again?"

[berniecuddles]

last time Mrs cuddles was on her knees cleaning the oven i couldn't see the oven!!