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What anti-perspirant do Irish people use?
To be Sure, To be Sure....
Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy
As he nears the top of the ladder he starts shaking and getting dizzy
He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and I feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo Paddy?"
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner."
To be Sure, To be Sure....
Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy
As he nears the top of the ladder he starts shaking and getting dizzy
He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and I feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo Paddy?"
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner."
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A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
