A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[Patsy33]

Sounds like she likes to lark about.....

[frugalfred]

I don't swallow that, marval.

[Patsy33]

Some people are raven mad if you ask me.....

[frugalfred]

Nothing to crow about, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Wren did I ask you?? ....

[frugalfred]

You mean they're cuckoo?

[frugalfred]

Why don't you flamin' go and get a hobby?

[aelmpvw]

let osprey that these puns soon run out

[Patsy33]

I'd sooner fly my kite!...

[Jackdaw33]

Some folk are so GULLible.

[Tilly2]

That must get on your long tailed tits.

[frugalfred]

Puffin' and blowin' again, aelmpvw?

[aelmpvw]

i'm deadly serious when i tell you i have a friend called albert ross

[frugalfred]

I've just shed a wee tear.

[Patsy33]

It's enough to give you a funny tern.....

[frugalfred]

They're coming thick and fast - I'll have to ruddy duck!

[Patsy33]

Yes answers are certainly swift....

[Tilly2]

I find all this very hard to swallow.

[frugalfred]

Please don't snipe at other posters, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

That's got on my frigate nerves, Fred.