I do not believe this, do you?

[denis567]

A friend tells me that she has read about a person, while using the toilet on a coach, opened the door and fell out of the coach onto the road.
I cannot believe that any coach would have a toilet door leading directly to the outside. What do you think?

[mike11111]

Bloody good job she wan't on a plane!

[4getmenot]

I cant say I've ever seen one that does

[tenrec]

LOL Mike

[askyourgran]

No I wouldn't think there would be access to a loo from the outside. They would be finding old grannies in the road with their knickers around their ankles up and down the motorways.

[chi-chi66]

No...

[Graham-W]

I heard a story that someone had pulled the wrong lever to flush the coach toilet and dumped 50 gallons of merde onto a French motorway. How the French would have noticed I don't know.

[askyourgran]

Lol 50 gallons, that is a lot of merde to carry on a coach. It was the best place to get rid.

[mike11111]

That does not surprise me. Back in the 60s I used a toilet on a French train. On flushing I was amazed to see the bottom of the toilet bowl disappear giving me a full view of the tracks and sleepers below rushing by at speed.

[tenrec]

Same in England back then Mike. I remember it well.

[China Doll]

Nah, don't believe it.

[askyourgran]

I remember the notices on the trains, asking people not to use the toilets when the train was stationary.

[Hopkirk]

Some coaches have steps down to two doors.

One is into the toilet, the other is an emergency exit.

[denis567]

Yes Hopkirk, that is what I thought must have happened.

[cupid04]

I know you mustn't do number 2's when a train stops! Is it the same for a coach?

[cupid04]

Or flush!

[woofgang]

askyourgran
I remember the notices on the trains, asking people not to use the toilets when the train was stationary.

there was a song too
"Please refrain from urination
while the train is in the station"
cant remember the rest

[douglas9401]

A scary new definition of "I'm just off to evacuate my bowels". :P

[EDDIE51]

As far as I know British trains , or at least some of them, still do empty the toilets on to the track. Plenty of turds on the tracks if you bother to look.

[Hopkirk]

I think the newer rolling stock doesn't nowadays.