sinderella
my friends car is blowing on the exhaust and is still in warranty.59 plate.mot due next month.the car is going in for them to look at tomorrow. will the exhaust be covered under the warranty? just...
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sinderella
i was once in a quite serious crash and as i was put in the back of an ambulance the paramedic said
"pain is gods way of letting you know you are still alive!"
ive never forgot it....
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sinderella
i have received a reply from him and he has decided all humans are to be born with a tail just like a dogs,which will wag when we are happy. when we lie our noses will grow an inch. any more...
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sinderella
just in case you came here on a link from the outside world when your mother,brother,lover or another has just been arrested for one of the above and you are looking for advice i am usually smacked on...
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sinderella
i am writing a letter to God
Dear God please will you ......
make us all the same colour from now on to save any confusion
anybody want to add some suggestions also?...
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sinderella
It's supposed to be a kept quiet, but I'll tell you a secret website I found which predicts the Eurovision results for each country...
...Google Maps...
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sinderella
"Whose knickers are these?" screamed my wife as she held them up in front of her face.
"stop it" I said, "You're giving me a wedgie."...
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sinderella
there was a song about rain on smooth radio this morning from the 60s its not on their playlist online it starts off melodic and then all screechy and wailing when the rain comes driving me nuts cos i...
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sinderella
i was at a multi cultural event today and the comedian put a black sparkly cloth on his head and said" they wear these in Bradford to do the shopping".was it a racist comment , only one...
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sinderella
I've got the amazing April fools joke to tell you!
April fools! I haven't really....
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sinderella
how come that with the advent of almost everyone carrying a camera there have been no ghosts caught on camera?
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sinderella
"Psychic" Sally Morgan Sues Critics for £150,000 After Refusing $1 Million to Prove Her Powers to James Randi Educational Foundation
I wonder why?...
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sinderella
Chris Huhne's ex-wife is to replace John Terry as England Captain - she's apparently very good at taking penalties.
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sinderella
Chris Huhne has resigned as Energy Secretary after being charged over allegations he lied to police to escape a driving ban.
hell has no fury............
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sinderella
I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house.
I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead....
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sinderella
cant sign in to hotmail
anyone else having this problem?...
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sinderella
when a person is being interviewed and the answer to every question
is "no comment"
is that not the same as saying guilty but cannot yet make up excuses or arrange an alibi?...
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sinderella
if you were able to have one law made what would it be?
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sinderella
if you drive with your side lights on you are a moron these are for parking. if you need to be seen then put your headlights on also you are allowed to use your indicators if there are no cars behind...
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sinderella
Thank you for your correspondence regarding a feature on the aftermath of the Stephen Lawrence murder trial during the ‘Jeremy Vine’ show on 4 January. We forwarded your concerns to Phil...
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