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Hopkirk
Does anyone smoke pipes any more
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Rondy
When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?"
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...
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Canary42
  The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home-made clue which everybody is invited to solve.  The poster who solves the clue first (hopefully identified by the setter) is then... ...
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Robbieb0790
The s and p are in white the rest are in black 
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - looking forward to a lovely sunny weekend here so I'm planning to wage war on the weeds - we'd just like to get some of the rain bucketing down on the eastern states... ...
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Buenchico
Good evening, all!   'Middling' for me in the senior quiz this week, with FOUR out of seven:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68944579   'Middling' again for me in junior quiz too, with THREE out of... ...
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naomi24
I like 'thrillers' so I quite fancied this new series until I read a scathing review and that put me off.     Is it worth watching?
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Patsy33
My OH had to go to gp practice this morning, to get his B12 injection. While there he had his blood pressure taken and heart pulse which was 32! Nurse just wrote it down, but didn't express... ...
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Canary42
I just came across this on Facebook, happy reading 😀   Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite 'fast food' when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I... ...
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Rondy
Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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Arksided
Hi everyone the last one no longer appears in recent posts... Many know how to play, they isn't rules as such just post a song lyric that follows on from the previous one.
Feel free to have a natter... ...
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piggynose
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ladybirder
I fell out of bed. I was trying to get up but fell and smacked my mouth and wrist on the bedside table and hurt my knee on the (carpeted) floor.  Lucky I never lost any teeth but do have bruises... ...
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enigma50
Things that grow Fruits or fruit trees 1.      Pear - main, or orange, Pippin? neither but still sweet 7,5 Shrub 2.      Did she pour the tea for the Olympians? 4 Edible items (not food dishes just... ...
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Buenchico
It's Walpurgisnacht, so it must be time for those witches to dance to 'Schüttel deinen Speck' yet again! 🧙 (Over 3 million views on YouTube so... ...
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Khandro
Do you ever get brief emails saying something like, 'Are you OK?'  or   'How are things?' etc. To which I'm expected to give an account of my life's recent events.  I do, and they drive me nuts.... ...
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Rondy
I went into a caravan showroom the other day and said to the salesman:
"I'd like to buy a motorhome."
He said "Camper?"
I said "Oooo, get you, I'd like to buy a motorhome, sweety." ___ "What am I going... ...
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galasalmon
Help please 1/ Super item in the bag  18/ A shank for instance. 
Thank you. 
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ToraToraTora
My grandson loves the jokes of this form... Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.  
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FoxLee2
I've had a cold that just won't clear up.  I feel I'm drowning in mucus but can't take a decongestant as I'm on tablets for bp.  Is there anything I can do/take to 'dry... ...

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