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McMouse

Have you heard

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
16:07 Fri 27th Feb 20095 answers, last by squarebear 14:57 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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McMouse

Gordon Brown

is PM
01:25 Wed 18th Feb 20096 answers, last by chillipepper 13:52 Sun 08th Mar 2009
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Groupie

" ERECTUS TROUSERIUS" or the trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake.

Its colour varies from pink to black. Its fangless, average length 5-6 inches (although some are said to reach 10 inches depending on honesty of its owner) Its normal habitat is the bedroom where it...
11:36 Fri 16th Jan 20092 answers, last by weeal 14:42 Sat 17th Jan 2009
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BockingBob

Feminist. . . . .

A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the taliban & is not pleased to see that women must walk five paces behind the men . A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now...
16:10 Fri 02nd Jan 20096 answers, last by FatherKen 10:28 Sun 04th Jan 2009
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rescuer

Naughty rottweilers

Three rottweilers were at the vets,. The first, when the second one came in asked what he was there for. " I bit the postman and I'm going to be put down. What about you?' "I bit the milkman and they...
12:37 Wed 17th Dec 20084 answers, last by FatherKen 16:40 Sat 20th Dec 2008
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squarebear

Terrorist Bombs

Al Quaeda are rumoured to be planting bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti. If they go off, it could spell disaster.
15:51 Tue 02nd Dec 20082 answers, last by chillipepper 12:39 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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merciasounds

Strongbow

So the little girl is in the garden with her daddy, she's picking flowers. "Careful of those darling, they're roses and they have thorns that could hurt you" her father warns. Well she picks two...
18:19 Fri 28th Nov 20081 answer, last by FatherKen 15:14 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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wasp

bradford mumbai copycats

Police report claims gangs of armed muslims on rampage in Bradford killing British passport holders. Police believe death toll could be as high as ten
11:44 Sat 29th Nov 200811 answers, last by Electrochem 10:02 Mon 01st Dec 2008
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celeryman

Ale and hearty

Two gentlemen of unknown nationality were running a pub which was doing badly they were on the edge of bankruptcy. One said to the other, Ive had a brilliant idea lets get rid of the pub and open a...
17:01 Sat 23rd Aug 20082 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:34 Wed 27th Aug 2008
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informashun

man with problem

a man goes to docs and says hes not feeling right and explains he has a strong smell, his poo is in large lumps and he keeps making funny noises. doc asks how long has he felt like this? man says...
12:19 Thu 21st Aug 20087 answers, last by A.Guest 17:38 Mon 25th Aug 2008
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sazzie

Hottest countries in october

Yeah, i know some of you are gunna say why go in October, but thats the only time i get off :( Soo, i need a nice hot place for a great tan but i dont want to just sun bath. Need some entertainment....
16:06 Tue 19th Aug 200810 answers, last by UK2008 15:20 Wed 24th Sep 2008
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tombrandy

joke

Teacher in class "Who has put this condom behind the radiator" Little Mary " please sir whats a radiator"
17:59 Thu 14th Aug 20085 answers, last by Quizmonkey 13:52 Thu 21st Aug 2008

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