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AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL...
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chrisrob
I help on many different health forums which I access daily. However, about a week ago, one of them, http://ehealthforum.com/ stopped working. The URL shows but otherwise it's just a blank screen: the...
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Not really a question but an alert in case this happens to you. On restarting my computer (after cleaning up and defrag), the screen froze and an official looking screen came up saying Cheshire Police...
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Morrissey has had to cancel his tour dates in USA. He has the potentially pre-cancerous condition, Barrett's Oesophagus. Usually our press is obsessed with celebrity so why hasn't this been in our...
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I have just obtained a "new" (refurbished) Kindle Fire, which is great for most of the uses I require when travelling to, and in, meetings I have to attend. However, I cannot use it to compose...
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I know I asked this question many months ago - but didn't find a solution then nor since and am hoping someone may see this who can help. I will be using my (HP Pavillion) laptop (Windows 7) quite...
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Walking across a field, I found a cricket ball.
A bit further on, I found anther cricket ball.
A bit further on, there was a castrated cricket!...
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Three workers at a building site eating their sandwiches. First builder: Fish paste. I hate fish paste. If I get fish paste sandwiches tomorrow, I'll throw myself off this towerblock. Second builder:...
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Just bought one second hand for my wife's birthday. But it's almost impossible to use - gentle taps and drags are totally ineffective. Have to press and hold hard to get any sort of response. Will it...
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I'm visiting Vietnam and Cambodia, cycling from Saigon to Angkor Wat. I know they have ATMs, accept US dollars and other hard currencies in main towns but I'll be off beaten track and it may be better...
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This starts off true. I don't know where the true part of the story stops: A few years ago, an Australian walked into a patent office to patent his latest invention - a folding bottle. "And I...
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My wife just said the plants in the hall needed more light.
"Do you mind if I move the mother-in-law's tongue into the living room?"
- As long as the Mother-in-Law's not attached!...
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I bought a bikini in a sale: 50% off! Now I sunbathe topless.
I enquired the price of a thong and was told it was half a knicker....
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Who was the Scottish architect who invented a way to ensure his antacid tablets kept dry?
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Rennie MacKintosh...
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This problem has persisted for weeks now and I'm getting frustrated. BBC have been no help either. My iPlayer desktop stopped functioning some weeks ago. iPlayer help FAQS revealed it to be a problem...
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chrisrob
(From "The Nicest Guy and His Lonely Penis" by Phil Torcivia I admire them even when I can't have them. I'm overconfident that they'd look better on me. Some are best at certain events only....
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My charity has been asked by the Charities Commission to make a minor change of wording to part of our constitution. According to the constitution, we must call a special general election and two...
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I have been given a short video sequence by a medical consultant for use on my charity's website but he would like me to add a copyright message on it. Is there an easy piece of free software that...
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A man diagnosed with the potentially pre-cancerous condition, Barrett’s Oesophagus, is prescribed Omeprazole. A few days later, he returns and says the drug makes him hallucinate and he keeps...
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A rare side effect has been found for some people taking Ranitidine that only occurs at midwinter when their fingernails undergoa growth spur. You'd better watch out, Zantac claws are coming to town....
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