Not Again

[Bazile]

Oh no - not ham sandwiches again for lunch - i hate ham sandwiches .

Trouble is , i made them myself

[mccfluff]

if he's eating my sweeties, he's in bigger trouble than he realises....

[albaqwerty]

Chicken soup for lunch.

I'm blooming sick of soup :-)

Fluffpot, eat a sausage roll in front of him, only do it seductively :-D

[mccfluff]

lol, sausage rolls don't hang around long enough for seductive!

[Bazile]

alba - how do you eat a sasuage roll seductively ?

Now , if you said a banana ....

[Svejk]

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CDoQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theanswerbank.co.uk%2FPhrases-and-Sayings%2FJokes%2FQuestion1187346.html&ei=2NZwU9iMI8HjO6aKgZAH&usg=AFQjCNGFoRoVvxz6KSKjWnm9yJu-cr6pvA&sig2=b5Fl2hf261X_NNY4wlTehA

[albaqwerty]

a decent length of sausage roll can be attempted, but the little mouth-szie bite ones just get lobbed in the gob and chewed :-)

Funnily enough, I had a banana last week and thought of an ab'er whilst eating it.
(I think I'm losing my marbles)

[berniecuddles]

top banana albs

[Bazile]

Who was it alba ?

Mum's the word - i promise it will only be between you and me

[grasscarp]

Svejk. Here is the joke about the boring sandwiches. Englishman, Scotsman and an Irish man are on the building site eating their sandwiches. Englishman says, this ham sandwich is so boring if I get give this again tomorrow I will throw myself off this building. Scotsman says, this haggis sandwich is so borning I this is in my lunch box tomorrow I will throw myself off this building, Irishman says, This tuna sandwich is so boring, if I get given another tomorrow I will throw myself off the building. Next day - same sandwiches - all three throw themselves to their deaths. At the coroner's inquest the story of what they had said came out. Paddy's wife said: That's very strange. He made his own sandwiches.......

[mikey4444]

Have you tried cheese and banana ? Must be strong cheddar of course, not that travesty, "mild" cheddar. ( if people don't like the taste of cheese, why buy it in the first place ? )

Or peanut-butter and banana ? ( Elvis's last meal apparently )

Or crisp Cos lettuce with a smear of marmite !

[Brinjal]

Love ham wholewheat bread mustard or nice strong cheese or or or so many things go with ham.