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Another Theatrical 'bit Of A Rant'

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sunny-dave | 19:51 Sun 27th Apr 2014 | ChatterBank
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Great afternoon - got last minute tickets for I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - ribs still hurting from laughing.

So why the rant?

Well ... I'm not a small bloke, so I sort of expect to be able to use all of my own seat. Which I was doing until the neighbouring seat was filled (and I mean filled) by a barrage balloon in female form.

Which then expanded over/under/round the dividing arm, into what I had fondly been regarding as my personal space.

I haven't sat so intimately close to a stranger for quite a while - every time she laughed my ribs went in and out too.

It wasn't nice & I just don't think it was fair or acceptable - at the very least she should have been on the end of a row, with room to expand into the aisle.

I should point out that the seats at the Hippo in Brum are actually a decent size - there was a decorous inch or two of space between me and my other (not small) neighbour.

I took action at half-time - building a wall under the seat arm with a borrowed bag and a couple of programmes - which caused some huffing and puffing from the whale, but preserved my privacy a bit.

Rant over

slightly squashed dave xx
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The thing that surprises me is that you found the show funny
You're with me on that then, Weecalf?
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How can you dislike a show which re-defines "Countryside" as "Killing Russell Brand"?
Dave...I'm a huge radio fan...but that show leaves me cold.....x
"You wouldn't dare sit behind me!"

Guess you've got other health problems too, gness...?
No, Jim....but I demand complete silence and no fidgeting if you sit anywhere near me.....☻
When we meet for coffee it'll be the most boring thing ever if I can't talk or pick my cup up!
if you sit next to a hippopotamus you must expect to get
squeeeeshed !

Blackadder: yes indeed madam
God sunny dave where would we be in AB without the p+ssy answers ?

glad you had a good day

hippo at Brum good - at least where I sit
tell you what as a disabled, I watched as my keeper nearly got into a fight over well something in the AUDITORIUM ! full of

ere you trying to make something of this ?
me: I'm deaf - what did she say - did she say come outside and I will smack you stupid ?
Keeper: well yes she did actually
me - did she -god why dont people speak clearly ? which one you or me
keeper: both I think

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There is quite a large enclosure at the back
for crips and spazzoes
I think I might have gone there
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How can you not love "Samantha"...... "She is meeting her new Italian boyfriend tonight, he is ab Ice-Cream man, oh how she loves to like the nuts off a Neapolitan!!!" SIHAC fans will rejoice!
*Lick the nuts off a Neapolitan (blinking typos ...gggrrrr)
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Quite so, UKSWF - and I will treasure the memory of Tim singing "Girlfriend in a Coma" to the tune of "Tiptoe through the Tulips" :)

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