On Wednesday of this week all of the shops will be closed. That's A WHOLE DAY without being able to go shopping. I repeat, A WHOLE DAY! How the hell can anyone be expected to last that long???
I've just checked my supplies for that day and found that I've got 24 bottles of beer, 6 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of port and a bottle of whiskey. Do you think that I can hold out with only such paltry supplies available to me?
Would that be the cat, Z-M, that's cost me £20 for her main Christmas present plus a small fortune in extra special cat food, cat treats, cat milk and cat toys?
Aaah, ya big softie ;-) where I went on holiday in September, one of the trip booking/ cash places had a biiiiig ginger muggy that slept in the 'in' tray on the lady's desk.
I'm sure they're what we're going to evolve into. Just need the aliens to come along who think were cute and we can all look forward to a life of luxury.
Cats are already a vastly superior life form. If they ever learn to cooperate with each other, rather than fighting all the time, they'll quickly take over control of the planet!