A Mackerel Filled Tea At 3

[albaqwerty]

in honour of Mrs Overgold :-)

Mackerel pate, (I know there should be an acute over the e, but let's not go overboard) on soggy toast, purely cos of her visit to the dentist.

Mackerel sandwiches, mackerel rollmops, mackerel mousse

Enjoy or avoid ☺

[albaqwerty]

probably sleeping off the effect of the gin cocktail her dentist imbibes before he sees her :-D

(legs it, super rapidly)

[boxtops]

I wonder if the woman in Morrisons this morning was coming to you for tea - she was pacing up and down the fish aisle, muttering "where are the eels, I can't find the eels"?

[mrs_overall]

I am deeply moved to have a mackerel thread in my honour.

I now have a full complement of pearly whites again, phew.

I am genuinely sorry puts on best sincere expression to have missed all your mackerel delicacies

[mrs_overall]

I think the best answer should go to Ummmm for suggesting a new thread purely on marigolds

[shoota]

Have you stopped leaving us now Olga, or do you have more repairs to undergo?

[craft1948]

I'm now fancying some Whitby kippers...........

[Old_Geezer]

Mmmmm... mackerel.

[mrs_overall]

craft, I would offer to go into town and get you some but the whole of the town centre is flooded and under 5ft of water...and it's not high tide for another hour yet

Olga? Who is Olga?

[shoota]

Just answer the question......

[mrs_overall]

ok shoota (aka bully boy)

Yes I will be leaving again at some point. I still have plenty of body parts I'm sure they want to get their hands on

[lady-janine]

Mrs Onceinalifetime what is 5 ft to you? you with your extra height. if not enough surely you can stand on another person's shoulders.

[boxtops]

I do é on my PC with control-alt-e.................

[shoota]

That makes me sad.
I wish you were OK.

[Psybbo]

é thank you boxy

[murraymints]

??? Boxy. ???

[mrs_overall]

Don't be sad shoota. As long as they don't remove my legs (my best feature in my opinion) and my sense of humour, I will be ok xx

[shoota]

I like legs.

[Psybbo]

And they are very long, shoota

[craft1948]

5ft of water

good job I don't live there..........