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Beating The Bookies....
A lucky little old lady was down at the bookies again collecting her winnings.
The bookie was thinking that he might have to ban her because although she sometimes picked the odd winner, today was the second day she had picked 4 in a row and won a few hundred pounds.
"I really don't know how you do it" he complained.
"I don't mind the odd winner but four in a row every day will put us out of business".
The little old lady smiled and said "well, usually I just shut my eyes and stick a pin in the newspaper but I lost my pin so I have been using a fork".
The bookie was thinking that he might have to ban her because although she sometimes picked the odd winner, today was the second day she had picked 4 in a row and won a few hundred pounds.
"I really don't know how you do it" he complained.
"I don't mind the odd winner but four in a row every day will put us out of business".
The little old lady smiled and said "well, usually I just shut my eyes and stick a pin in the newspaper but I lost my pin so I have been using a fork".
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