This Made Me Laugh

Barmaid | 19:15 Wed 31st Jul 2013 | Animals & Nature

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2382007/Think-know-cat-Think-New-video-demystifies-feline-body-language--reveals-probably-DONT-want-tummy-stroked.html

"Ms Trevorrow admitted cats' subtle' facial expressions can be difficult to read." Subtle? SUBTLE? My cats don't do "subtle". They do

"feed me now"
"Feed me now, bitch"
"Let me out"
"Let me out NOW"
"Fuss NOW!"

Naughty Dog

Thought Chickens Roosted At Night

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boxtops

We have a new one "I hear mum coming up the road, I'll do a large poo in the litter tray". It's been days since I've come in and not been greeted by a humming poo......

Barmaid

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lol Boxy. When I used to have a poo tray, my old lady would use it 10 seconds after I had cleaned it.

tonyav

boxy, and is the litter tray surrounded by raked out cat litter after the burying procedure. ?

Barmaid

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lol Tony. Clearly you have years of experience as a "slave".

Fatboy came home tonight with a dead bird (it had clearly been dead for some time - ie weeks, the lazy sod). I then told Mr BM he would have to get his own supper (I went out for lunch). So he said to Fatboy "Go catch me something then". I responded "Hmmmm, nice if you like a ropey old bird". The response I got was "I've already got one of them"..........

tonyav

. I responded "Hmmmm, nice if you like a ropey old bird". The response I got was "I've already got one of them"..........

LOL, good man, couldn't have done better my self.

boxtops

LOL barmaid, you asked for that :-)

No, they are pretty good with keeping the litter in the tray. They might kick the poo out occasionally though :-(

Psybbo

LOL, Mr BM is learning, maybe ASBO is teaching him

Barmaid

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Mr BM is going to get a slap!

tonyav

Ithink I'd sooner have the litter than the errrrrrrm other stuff, boxy.

boxtops

You and me both, tony :-)

tonyav

Barmaid
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Mr BM is going to get a slap!

Not until he has fixed your flat tyre though, surely BM.

Barmaid

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he did that yesterday, Tony! Mucho nagging.

ASBO LURVES him. It's really quite pathetic.

tonyav

Only nagging then BM, no threats of removing certain favours then ?.

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