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wipe my bum for me please
17:23 Wed 29th May 2013
Yes, I cannot lie, it is me.

I've just lit the fire with fifties, and blown my nose with twenties.
have you requested that the roll of tenners should be perforated, 2sp?
I'm now too posh to a) wipe my own bottom and b) use anything less than £100 notes.
I'm waiting for them to put Maggie on the notes first...
lol @ jno!
Phaw - if it were me, you wouldn't see us for dust.
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I'm fine 2sp.......just give me the £100 notes please and I will wipe my own. X X
No problem, Sparkles.

Dare say I'll have quite a few just lying around!
I may cut your post out and frame it, desky!
I cannot tell a lie. I had six numbers on Euromillions last night. Unfortunately, none of them came up! :-(
Phew. That made me wince desky.
Invested at a lowly 3% gives an income of £2000 per hour or £32 per minute.
Even Mrs -W couldn't spend it that fast, though she'd have a damn good try.

It was not me, haven't had a penny back for weeks now :o(
Its probably a good thing that it wasn't ME ! I'm just about to turn 60 and I am already 18 stone. The shock would almost certainly be the death of me.

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