Paul Daniel's stalker

[Dee Sa]

I couldnt believe my eyes when read yesterday that Paul Daniels age 73 has a female lezzy stalker age 27, why cant he make her disappear ?

[venator]

Surely most lezzies are female? Or am I missing something?

[WELSHYORKIE]

He'll like that - but not a lot

[Ankou]

he could make her disappear, but she'll only end up hovering behind the curtains waiting to reappear.

[joggerjayne]

That makes no sense.

If I was a *** stalker, I'd stalk Susanna Reid.

She's on Breakfast telly this morning, and she looks really sexy.

Well ... compared with Paul Daniels, anyway.

[joggerjayne]

"lezzy"

[jno]

see, it's this sort of thing that gives lesbianism a bad name. Rather than make her vanish, it would be kinder just to turn her into a proper woman.

[joggerjayne]

jno sets the bait !

[sara3]

"proper woman" jno?

meaning??

[douglas9401]

Couldn't he just make her vanish with a "poof"?

[joggerjayne]

sara bites !

LOL

[tamborine]

she's after his wand

[starone]

A lezzy wouldn't want a man would she? He is a man, I take it? Perhaps it's the wife who is the attraction.

[joggerjayne]

Anyway, jno ...

Why would a "proper woman" be interested in men, with their weird dangley bits, scratchy faces, and unpleasant habits?

(not counting my BF, of course ... he's lovely)

[Ankou]

well stalking paul daniels makes no sense anyway, regardless of who is doing it.

stalkers are your everyady average nutjob ubher fan, sexual attraction is not always a factor. take your average judy garland stalker - more likely to belong to the dolly brigade aintn't they.

[joggerjayne]

"the dolly brigade"

Is that like the Brownies, or the Boy's Brigade ?

[Ankou]

well they aint no friend of dolly.

[Ankou]

damn, dorothy, i meant dorothy