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Walking around sainsburys ...
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An old guy was in Tesco the other day, pushing his shopping cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
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Reminds me of when my wife and I went shopping a few years ago. Mrs A was waiting with the trolley while I pondered over whether to buy something I'd picked up. I was studying the label closely not sure whether my wife would like it.
It was busy in the store so - still looking at the product - I leaned over to my wife, put my arm around her and said in her ear "How do you fancy having this tonight?" There was no reply so I looked at her for an answer - only to discover I had my arm around another lady who was looking at me with with a very quirky look on her face!
While I was gazing at the product my wife had moved a few feet away and this other lady had taken her place! I was very embarrassed but the lady found it amusing and made some suitably spicy reply - which embarrassed me even more!
It was busy in the store so - still looking at the product - I leaned over to my wife, put my arm around her and said in her ear "How do you fancy having this tonight?" There was no reply so I looked at her for an answer - only to discover I had my arm around another lady who was looking at me with with a very quirky look on her face!
While I was gazing at the product my wife had moved a few feet away and this other lady had taken her place! I was very embarrassed but the lady found it amusing and made some suitably spicy reply - which embarrassed me even more!
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