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Bbbananas | 13:42 Tue 05th Oct 2010 | ChatterBank
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singing "Don't worry, about a ting. Cos every little ting's, gonna be awright...."

And I thought, Tilly, get your fat(ish) ass back home & sweat out your virus (official diagnosis; acute laryngopharyngitis) in your bed rather than in your office. No-one's been heard on their deathbed saying "I wish I'd spent more time at work".

So folks, I'm off to comfort & coddle myself in any way I can. Saint Bob a'Marley is so right - No Woman No Cry. I bid you farewell & adieu. Pray for me and my salvation - no tears to make, no rats to break.

Bobbi - keep your eye on that lot. Especially that big snob over there in the Med.
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don;t forget the ice cream
I am going over to swim in his yada,yada, yada,,,#while mrs S is over here..
you take pet ;-)
Get better soon salla and stay away from rats xx
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Coconut ice cream I fancy. And sqad can go swivel.....

Bobbi - do me a favour - Do the most enormous wee in his big fat heated mediterranean infinity exterior mosaic-tiled pool.
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Wish you better Salla - if you can, suck on a Fisherman's Friend........but warn him first.....(:0 )
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Thank you guys.

I don't really like the taste of fisherman's friends, but needs must I suppose.
salla....not so.......we have a "wee detector" and a bell rings and the electric top comes on.

Did I mention that it had an electric cover?
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I'd still wee in it anyway ;-)
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Or tip cheap working class Rioja in it.........
Geordies do not wee in pools salla..ha-ha
Some years ago in a moment of total weakness of the mind, I invited the grandchildren +parents to spend a couple of hours at our villa.
One grandchild said..."I want to wee mam"
She knew I had heard and i froze her with one of my looks.
"Don´t you dare wee in the pool" she retorted, "get out and we"

The horrid child climbed out of the pool, turned around and wee-d in the bloody pool.
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Actually, I don't wee in pools (anymore), but I do wee in the shower. Who's to know?

(And with that lovely thought, I'm going home.......)
Sqad - your grandchild sounds wonderful. Just up my alley. x I would have loved to have seen your face.......!
Arrrrr, bless - don't you just love little them.
cya sall :-0)

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