Is this a record?

[sherrardk]

Bought a wardrobe today at Ikea, got to the car and it wouldn't fit (husband usually goes on his own and hadn't factored in that there would be actual people in the car) so had to take it straight back for a refund - maybe 5 to 10 minutes after we had paid for it. This must be some sort of record time for returning stuff.

[Mamyalynne]

You can make puds in Microwave TT, saves on energy costs ♥

[Mobiliser]

Mobi, are you kinky?

Down boy! NO! Well not that I know off!

Like a good laugh, and enjoy a joke, and can fly close to the edge at times, but only in good taste - I hope!?! No, tonyted, I don't like 'dirty talk' or 'sick jokes' nor jokes that are aimed at cultures, religions, or people with disabilities etc!

Guess that's why I've never cottoned on to some on the other forum, such as Legend, Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus and a few others who seem hell bent on taking the 'P' wherever they feel justified in doing so!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh not dumplings and I agree suet would not do well in microwave, but you can do sponge puds

[ummmm]

No, tonyted, I don't like 'dirty talk' or 'sick jokes' nor jokes that are aimed at cultures, religions, or people with disabilities etc!

That rules just about everything out then...! :-)

[Answerprancer]

I've got a 12 inch circular disc of vinyl with a hole in the middle, is *this* a record ?

[Mobiliser]

ummmm, LOL! Don't sell it short love. I've witnessed your compassion on many a thread here. You joke about many a thing, but YOU have your standards girl! Personally, I think you are lovely, and one fine Mother to your children.

I've read, 'into', the love you held for a loved one, and the pain you still suffer from his loss. I could say more, but I know it would only upset you. Suffice to say, you are a good person and with the right values in life that you process already, Your kids will grow up fine and be a credit to You. X

[ummmm]

Thank you very much. That was lovely to read :-) x

My sense of humour is still warped though...!

[Answerprancer]

I like warped senses of humour :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Ummmmm is warped I testify to that Tee Hee