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There's always 2014
Fast forward to 2014
- it is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Kaka goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered".
Kaka looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kaka goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Kaka 10minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Kaka 10 minutes) - England 1 (Walcott 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
- it is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Kaka goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered".
Kaka looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kaka goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Kaka 10minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Kaka 10 minutes) - England 1 (Walcott 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
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Mick,I take it all your posts are original? There are said to be only 5 jokes in the world, only the words get changed, can't help myself when this is the only chance we've had for years to 'give' rather than have to 'take'. I don't claim to make them up, I just pass them, unlike the England Squad who couldn't even manage to pass on Mastermind.
We've always punched above our weight as it were. A population of 5 million to chose from as opposed to England's 45 million, by rights we should be up there with all the other little countries but somehow every now and then we rise out of the mire and build up the hopes of a nation only to kick them in the nuts.
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