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Biscuit name quiz

1. Elite Idiots 2. This will give you sweet dreams Any help greatly appreciated....
20:04 Wed 25th Jul 20124 answers, last by guilliebrougues 10:57 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Goal line technology

The new goal line technology won't be used at Glasgow Rangers games next season..............it doesn't work when the goalposts are two jumpers!
20:41 Mon 09th Jul 20123 answers, last by sunny-dave 21:25 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Flying lesson emergency

During a flying lesson the instructor took a heart attack and died causing the pupil to make a panicked mayday call which was answered by air traffic control. "What is your speed, altitude and...
23:56 Wed 21st Mar 20123 answers, last by Gizmonster 09:08 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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What's the difference between diarrhoea and depression?

When you have depression you think the bottom has fallen out of your world but when you have diarrhoea you think the world has.......
23:34 Wed 21st Mar 20125 answers, last by seadogg 23:50 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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Screen not scrolling smoothly

Just reinstaled Windows XP and the screen is not scrolling smoothly any ideas on how to fix this?
15:45 Sun 09th Oct 20113 answers, last by Madmonks 17:04 Mon 10th Oct 2011
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Looting in London

What we didn't see on the TV were the staff at Curry's and Comet offering the looters extended warranties on the stuff they were nicking!
22:36 Tue 09th Aug 20117 answers, last by Mrbaza23 14:07 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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English ref Howard Webb gets the World Cup Final

No offence to Howard, I wish him all the best, but just think of Lineker, Hansen, Chiles and Motson talking about the World Cup Final without mentioning Holland or Spain. They will cling to this like...
01:02 Fri 09th Jul 201015 answers, last by vibrasphere 01:57 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Howard Webb gets the World Cup Final

No offence to Howard, I wish him all the best, but just think of Lineker, Hansen, Chiles and Motson talking about the World Cup Final without mentioning Holland or Spain. They will cling to this like...
00:59 Fri 09th Jul 20109 answers, last by ELVIS68 01:57 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Questions wanted for fun Mastermind type quiz

I am looking for questions for a 'fixed' round of Mastermind where all the questions have the answer 'Pass'. Any ideas will be greatfully received. Over to you.
18:13 Wed 30th Jun 201030 answers, last by OrcadianOil 23:28 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Reasons for the failure #1

“No wonder Capello kept on claiming Rooney was scoring well in training – he was up against the England defence.”
23:46 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Let's have a singalong

in the jungle , the african jungle, 3 lions sleep tonite , because in the morning, the early morning, they have to catch a flight. no win away, no win away, no win away, no win away...
22:53 Tue 29th Jun 20105 answers, last by Madmonks 23:11 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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At last...proof that the ball didn't cross the line

http://bet72.com/news...as-not-over-the-line/...
22:32 Tue 29th Jun 20102 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:38 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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proof that the ball did not cross the line

http://bet72.com/news...as-not-over-the-line/...
21:32 Tue 29th Jun 20103 answers, last by Madmonks 22:18 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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There's always 2014

Fast forward to 2014 - it is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Kaka goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's...
19:28 Tue 29th Jun 201013 answers, last by Madmonks 20:43 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Flood Warning!

People in the North of England have been issued with a serious flood warning due to the fact that everyone in Scotland have been pissing themselves laughing!
23:51 Mon 28th Jun 201013 answers, last by Madmonks 20:37 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Tactics Changed at last!

England have abandoned a 4-4-2 formation for a 7-4-7.
09:17 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Special offer

Open top bus tour of London, Lots of free seats now available!
09:15 Mon 28th Jun 20101 answer, last by piggynose 22:53 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Swings and roundabouts......

1966...the ball doesn't cross the line...goal given, the ref and linesman's decision is enough for every England fan. 2010...the ball crosses the line...goal not given, the ref and the linesman's...
00:40 Mon 28th Jun 20109 answers, last by Madmonks 22:26 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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New Shrek Movie

“I liked the hilarious bit where Shrek played a game of football with ten donkeys.”
19:56 Mon 21st Jun 20102 answers, last by Madmonks 20:08 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Spectator in the dressing room

“Did you hear about the spectator who managed to get into the England dressing room after the Algeria game?” “Everything was a bit tense until they realised it was Emile...
19:54 Mon 21st Jun 20101 answer, last by zabado 08:20 Tue 22nd Jun 2010

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