If I was a man ...

[joggerjayne]

... I'd want to grow a beard, to see how it felt.

If you were a man ...

... you'd want to ... what ?

(men can answer the other way round)

[IWillRule]

If I were a man I'd laugh every time a woman gave birth. Muhahaha!

[NoMercy]

If I were a man, JJ, I would go out on the pull and use all those cr@p chat up lines that they are famous for - just to see if they worked !

[leggysreturn]

they certainly do work nomerc



well the


that dress looks good on you , but itd look better on my bedroom floor line worked for me with you


oooooooooooooooooooh la la la laaaaaaaaaa



shhhhhhhhhhhhhh btw folk might find out

[NoMercy]

You're a cheeky git, Leg, but we wouldn't have you any other way ! lol

[leggysreturn]

hey you could be here in 3 hours


lol


bring a loaf and some butter and oange marmalade for brekky

i might even cook it



lol

[NoMercy]

Should only take me 2 and a half hours, surely? lol