Spit and polish

[sqad617]

Mrs sqad, awakened me early this morning, bathed and dressed me and sat me in the lounge saying "just sit there, be a good boy and only soeak when spoken too and do not use the toilet until I tell you"

WHY?

Because the villa is on the market and someone, 60's TV star, is coming around to view it.

Wish me luck eh!.................."I want to wee mum"

[carrust]

Nurse! Nurse! The screens nurse!

[sqad617]

carrust...LOL, good morning....I should be so lucky.

[logic]

Hope you havent taken any Laxatives, :-)

[sqad617]

logic...don't make me laugh, otherwise if SHE seems me laughing, I will get my bottom smacked.

[carrust]

Morning squid. Bet she's been cleaning the place for a week! Is everything Bristol shaped & ship fashion?

[sqad617]

carrust....you better believe it......it looks like a page in Ideal Home magazine.
I don't wnat to move, but hey! what's it to do with me?

[Bbbananas]

I wonder if it's Des O'Connor?
I have a VERY rude but very funny story about Des (not involving me, thankfully) but I have been sworn to absolute secrecy and I just dare not divulge it. Beside, I would probably be banned.
Just one hint sqad - don't leave him with your wife in front of any mirrors. That is all I am saying ;-)

[sqad617]

salla...good morning...no it is not Des O'Conner, .....wife,mirrors?....don't get it.

[sqad617]

knobby......more expensive than Aston Villa...LOL

[Bbbananas]

Honestly sqad - I can't go into any more detail. But it was the sort of (true) story that made me almost wee myself laughing - sorry to mention wee - and balk at the same time.
Dirty Desmond indeed.
Where are you moving to?

[sqad617]

Don't know.....Mrs sqad wants to return to the UK, but I don't.
Pluses and minuses wherever you live.

The weather would p1ss me off in UK, but you see, she is 10yrs younger than me and statstically I will go to that Health Centre in the sky before her and she would rather deal with the grief and upheaval in a envivonment which embraced the English language.

I will suggest Lincolnshire, .......I just feel like a torrid affair.LOL

[flogginmelog]

i know a bird who will spit and polish for just a fiver.

[sqad617]

salla...
Well, they have just gone, think that the house is beautiful, but they want 5bedrooms�.so that�s it.

She is a �stunner��.almost up to your standard, slim, auburn longish hair, tight sweater with big tits and tight jeans.

Him�small, wizened, stooping, chewed gum all the time with �zilch� personality and much smaller than her.

Well never mind eh�

[Bbbananas]

A torrid affair is always very tempting, but not usually without its down sides... but the prospect of one always spurs on weight loss, so that's a positive.

They sound a bit of an odd couple - but there's never any accounting for taste. I am sure he has an asset that probably wasn't immediately obvious. ;-)

[legendis.god]

Sqd living the dream?


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[sqad617]

zac, leggy...LOL

[legendis.god]

Sorry thats a typo i meant a.



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