3 sauces?

[carrust]

Cheese, mushroom or parsley sauce, with gammon, for me tea tonight?

Oh, the agony of choice!

[craft1948]

sqad subtle as ever - beer! mcfluff beer! - I'm not allowed any ***** beer!!!

[Bbbananas]

and if you do drink too much beer with the mushroom sauce & gammon - put some elastic on the bottom of your trouser legs...............

[sn�gs]

...looks like a car crash...

[puddicat]

Has to be all of them!