daddy long legs
Little Susie was with her dad in the garden and they saw a couple of Daddy long legs at it.
"oh look at that" said Susie. "That daddy long legs is being friendly with that mummy long legs"
"No dear" said her dad, "there is no such thing as a mummy long legs"
Susie looked at him, and then before he could say anything, brought her foot down, killing the insects.
"Why did you do that?" asked her dad.
"I'm not having any of that gay 5h1t in my garden!!