Oysters and Champagne

[O'Reilly]

I've just enjoyed 6 oysters and 1/4 bottle of champagne and I don't feel any stirrings anywhere. Should I have had a dozen oysters do ye think, or maybe half a bottle of champagne? Or is this lark well and truly over rated?

[cazzz1975]

I think you may have over done the champers....

the stirrings will have been overtaken by sleepiness surely?

[kyra16]

lol nope, works for me

[cazzz1975]

oops, I thought you said 14 bottles of champers lol!!

[oldgrape]

they make me have stirring, but thats my stomach as i just look at an oyster like eating boggers yuck and champagne is highly over rated give me a jack daniels any day

[O'Reilly]

I'm not getting much help from you guys. Should I opt to a pint of guinness and a packet of cheese and onion? It works for Kyra so I need kyra's secret.

[whiffey]

I'll go along with the Jack Daniels suggestion. Draw the curtains to minimise the risk of sudden arrest, drape a towel over the chair, drop your troosies, and get on with the business.

[grasscarp]

I personally would need 12 oysters and a full bottle. (or as much as I could get)