Angry Nun

[Count_Emmup]

In a dark wood very late at night two nuns are driving back to the convent after an Episcopal conference. Suddenly a vampire swoops onto the bonnet.

The nun driving shrieks to her companion, "Quick, sister, show him your cross!".

So she leans out and yells, "Get your f***ing arse off our bonnet now, you bl**dy dick-head!".

[stewey]

I like that, Count. Is it ok if I use it later this afternoon down at the old "Atria Bar & Grill"??!!

[Count_Emmup]

Yes - mines a pint!