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My grandson loves the jokes of this form...
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.
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What do you call a man with a kettle on his head?
Phil.
Q; What do you call the nephew's sister?
A; Denise
Q; What do you call a man with a cat on his head?
A; Tom
Q; What do you call a man on his 'way out'?
A; Wayne
Q; What do you call a magician's female assistant?
A; Wanda
Q; What do you call a woman with a railway station on her head?
A; Victoria
Q; What do you call a man who is taller than you?
A; Uriah
that's genius ken!
My favourite of ones I knew was....
What do you call a Man whose clothes are made of newspaper?
Russell
No one said it here but I think Uriah trumps that!
Q; What do you call a woman hanging her washing out?
A; Peg
Q; What do you call a woman with a parrot on her head?
A; Polly
Q; What do you call a woman who sounds like a police car?
A; Nina
Q; What do you call a very polite German man?
A; Hugo Furst
What do you call a man with a condom on his head?
Johnny.
Q; What do you call a man with a condom and a fiver on his head?
A; Johnny Cash
Q; What do you call a man with two forks on his head?
A; Guy
https://www.rd.com/article/what-do-you-call-jokes/
what do you call a man about to leave for a party?
Mahatma Kane Jeeves
(Actual pen name used by WC Fields; he claimed it was the only line he had in a play he'd appeared in.)
What do you call a blind deer?
No idea.
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea.
Who is the man with the toe and knee on his head. Tony
Q; What do you call a woman with a truck on her head?
A; Laurie
Q; What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
A; Tabitha
what do you call a man with a truck on his head?
Jack.
oops, I thought that one hadn't been used but I see it's in the OP. Sorry for the plagiarism.
What do you call a woman with the famous tower of pizza on her head?
Eileen.
what do you call a man who's locked himself out?
Gunga Din
13:56 That one is...What do you call a man with no shins? Tony!
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