Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I am a former semi finalist in the dingle peninsula pot noodle eating competition and I have 2 pet pot bellied pigs called bacon and sandwich, nice to be here 

[Tilly2]

Do your pigs live in your buckets?

[david small]

Again?????

[roopower]

Not a good time of year to pop your head above the parapet,  do you have an orange bucket for protection? 

[Countrylover]

Welcome Bob the Turkey.  Keep safe over the Christmas period and make sure you keep bacon and Sandwich wrapped up in blankets

[10ClarionSt]

To repeat my deleted reply: just look at the time of the OP. BTT was probably sloshed out of his head when he posted it.

[ynnafymmi]

Compared to others on this site(me included),BTT seems reasonably sane and rational.

[Zeu5]

Hello Bob how is your sister Nurse Carla...you were a bit of a tool and supporteed Liverpool buy she was nice

[Zeu5]

Bob u and Dot Hawkes we am am item...she was your lover...hope she is still alive as she was lot older than u...if not RIP  she was very nice but bit serious