some years ago, a French guy went to board a train to Bristol at Paddington and noticed a sign on the most lightly loaded carriage, "Reading Passengers Only". he tutted, said "ach, les anglais" and went off to buy a magazine.....
Black holes and their effect on advanced astrological charting and catching pretty unicorns, ooh look the wall has turned to candyfloss
How to tell if you are cooking the right mushrooms.......