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gness | 00:51 Wed 06th Jun 2018 | ChatterBank
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Long time ago in Portugal I bought a black crocheted choker necklace decorated with black beads...
Now, had I been making it, I'd have sewn the beads on so I had no reason to think these were attached otherwise.....

I wore it for the first time tonight with a low cut top and....going to get undressed.... I discovered to my horror I had developed a dreaded disease.... :-(

My chesty bits were covered in a black, spotty rash!

Drive to A&E? Call an ambulance? Splash with cold water....don't know why but I was thinking of all options.....I did the cold water and...

The bloody beads from the necklace fell into the sink....*** things had been glued on....it was a hot night in a hot cinema and the (pathetic) glue had melted allowing all the beads to slide down my chest.....that explains the odd looks I got in the foyer.....but wouldn't you think at least one of the numpties I was with would have noticed?
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//but wouldn't you think at least one of the numpties I was with would have noticed?//

Only if they were concentrating your chest ;-)
I would have noticed
New fashion statement ?? What it, gness, everyone will want one too !! Xxx
I once painted my nails then when apparently they weren't quite dry put on some gloves to go out, got there and took them off and had black fluffy fingernails, I looked ridiculous.
Derr....^^watch^^
Trust you to notice, 1oz !
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I'm quite short, Seek.....Oz would have probably have had to be on his knees to notice!..... ;-)
I suppose I could just have left them there as a fashion statement....but they did look scary...x

Sitting on your hands for the evening, Kval?.....Bet it did look weird!
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Well thank you, Dave! Why did you not notice? .... :-)
“It takes great deal of courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to love it.”

– Oscar Wilde
I said it was an artistic choice :)
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:-)....I think I have the courage, Dave.....x

Panache, Kval......you have it I think....hope I do.... :-)
Thanks Dave!

I now have the most terrible earworm

Why oh why did I click on play ;-(
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Ahhh....don't fret, Oz...your earworm will remind you of me.....bliss..... :-)

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