Sunbathing!

[Voltage]

i was Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops?

Bloody horrible I said "Put your bikini top back on"

[Patsy33]

Lol! I don't know why she hangs around with you.. Mind she don't swing for you!

[Voltage]

lol she got undressed the other day asked me "can you see my appendix scar"
"no your all right your boobs cover it" i said...not spoke to me since!

[Georgiesmum]

I thought her boobs were tucked in her socks Volty!

[mallyh]

I was sashaying around in the nude when my other half said my tracksuit needed ironing .

[Patsy33]

I haven't seen my feet for years! Lol!...