In Church................

[Shaglene]

The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation.
"Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning and there are enough beer cans out there to build a car."
One of the old ladies stood up and said, "Amen brother and enough rubbers to put tyres on it."
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There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
And the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one ma'am, I'm glad it's done too!"

[marval]

lol