My Fav Cracker Joke This Year So Far..

[DTCwordfan]

Yours....?

What brand of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

[DTCwordfan]

The adult one...

"You've got to tell me if you are going to orgasm,"

"Shurrup - there's no way that I am going to call you at work."

[tonyav]

What did Adam say the day before Christmas ?


'' It's Christmas Eve''

[askyourgran]

I'll tell you mine tomorrow when I've pulled the cracker!

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, who's the lucky man ayg ?.

[Togo]

//What brand of motorbike does Santa ride?//

Thought it was a Krakasaki.

[Jackdaw33]

All he ever brings me is a Sakakaki!

[askyourgran]

To tell the truth tony, I've looked at the crackers and they've only got short bangers, so I may not be so lucky.

[Togo]

LOL Jackdaw. Bath salts and Santa socks for you in the morning.

[marval]

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.

The salesgirl asked him.

"Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

[tonyav]

askyourgran
To tell the truth tony, I've looked at the crackers and they've only got short bangers, so I may not be so lucky.


Stop buying the cheap ones then, ayg ;-)

[askyourgran]

Lol they were in a sale, so the jokes may not be up to much, but I did notice that there is a magnifying glass in one of them.

[tonyav]

but I did notice that there is a magnifying glass in one of them.


lol.

[DTCwordfan]

bet it took a magnifying glass to find it.....

Happy Christmas to all

[cupid04]

Q] What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

A] Snowballs!

[Mamyalynne]

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?


A mince spy.

[Mamyalynne]

What's the most popular Christmas wine?


'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

[Lie-in King]

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia

[Mamyalynne]

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?


Santa Jaws