What Have Yo Done Daft Today.

[cupid04]

I answered the door today to a labour candidate. Coming back through the hall I happened to glance in the mirror and I had a big biro mark across my forehead.No wonder she kept on smiling at me, I thought she was just after my vote!

[FredPuli43]

So far today, I have contrived to drive off in the car three times without taking with me the one thing essential to, and the purpose of, the journey. My personal best was to get two miles before realising. I blame the parents.

[zebo]

Been and voted! We've answered the door to no candidates, none called and the only posters etc round here, Norfolk, are for UKIP. The others can't seem to be bothered.

[Barmaid]

I haven't done anything daft today because I haven't actually done anything. Apart from finding a few worms for the blackbirds as my offering to assist them with their 5 babies. although I suppose that was a bit daft considering i can barely walk.

[cupid04]

barmaid that just shows how kind-hearted you are. I hope you feel better soon.x

[cazzz1975]

played golf behind the slowest most annoying people ever, the daft thing was not hitting golf balls at them.

[MadMen]

Well reading this thread counts as one of mine. I thought it said "I answered the door to a Labrador". I'd started laughing before I realised my error.

Other than that, I said "oh hello" to a random man walking down the street, thinking he'd just said "alright mate" to me.
Didn't realise he was on hands free... :-/

[Iluvspikey]

Took my SIL to the hospital for appointment, and looked afer
Mr Giggles (her 6 month old baby boy) lived up to his name an been a delight all day, despite being picked up passed around like a 1st class parcel. Wore the baby's soother around my neck in case he needed it, then without him I've been in and out of shops, the church hall and a restaurant, with everybody grinning at me and me not knowing why

[cupid04]

LOL!^^

[daftgrandad]

Went to pull up an old root in the garden.It eventually gave way and in the process sent me $rse over tip.As I fell backwards,I grabbed hold of the bird feeder,which promptly came away in my hand.
I fell into the part of garden,which Mrs DG had just watered.The outcome of all this is,I now have a bad back,my bird feeder is no more and I am soaking bloody wet and filthy dirty.Daft or what ?

[cupid04]

Perhaps mrs DG might give your back a nice massage??xx

[daftgrandad]

Hope springs eternal cupid x !

[pusskin]

Not today but yesterday, walked around feeling quite unfortable and wondered why! And hours and hours later realised that I've been wearing my nice lacy on knickers back to front. haha. *true*

[Baldric]

Got up at 'silly o' clock to walk dogs!

[Prudie]

I'm borrowing someone else's car at the moment, I spent a time while driving to work this morning trying to put a CD in the heater vent.

[society]

I burned a lot of bread today. Timer went off indicating the bread was done baking; I stopped the oven but never took the bread out. Silly me, was going crazy doing several things at one time.

[silliemillie]

Did a supermarket shop today and was delighted when some kids offered to take my trolley back for me, felt all warm & glowwy that kids are not as bad as some say but dawned on me later that they were only after the £1 you get back for returning the trolley. DOH!

Happy for them to have it for their cheek !

[bibblebub]

the daft thing that i did today was to bet on Chelsea to win 3-1

[lcg]

I managed to staple my finger.......x

[cupid04]

ouch, I hope your up to date with your tetanus!

[DJHawkes]

too much. My back is still bad and I've been to tesco and bought one of those heat pads but also did the weekly shop which i then proceded to carry from the car in one go and realised i had a bad back and really shouldn;t have done that!