What's the worst kiss

[Ice.Maiden]

that you've ever been given? Was it from someone reeking of garlic? Was it from someone with green teeth? Did they slobber all over your face?...

[sara3]

oh, the slobber thing.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[pinkkitty]

there was this guy i really liked when i was a teenager, and was really pleased when he said he liked me too - trouble is, when he leaned in to kiss me his teeth bumped into mine (ouch!) then he later accidentally bit me on the lip.
i never went out with him again.

[dot.hawkes]

Oh when I was 17 I went to a party my boss was holding at their holiday cottage and they were having this housewarming, This bloke who was ancient (about 40) found me dozing on a sofa in the coinservatory at about 2am and have me a slobbery snog and i wanted to vomit!!! He was gross, he's been a football player for man City apparently and still thought he was lady killer type

[stokemaveric]

hey dot his name wasnt denis by the way was it?...lol

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL!!!
Noknow - only 2 stars for your first answer, because that's not fair on your grandma, and no stars for your second answer, because some horrible berk did the same thing to me. i thought he'd cracked my tooth! : )

[Eve]

Not an actual kiss but an attempted one by someone I worked with.

I should have seen the warning signs and tried to let him down gently when he decided to pounce, despite him having a girlfriend we both worked with!!!

She was really funny with me after that and I have no idea what he said to her but some of the managers told me a while later he had told a load of the lads at work he was apparantly doing allsorts with him in the back of his Landrover...and his mates...and he apparantly had photos!!!

Urgh!!!!!!!!!

[dot.hawkes]

ni he was Mick or Mike somebodym dark wavy hair

[seekeerz]

Oh, yuck, icey, whatever got you onto that track - sorry, but it's early morning here and I'm about to have brekky !!!
You've just put me off completely !!!

[pastafreak]

I was tackled to the ground by a snotty-nosed fellow 5yr old....hahahaaaaa!!......I remember him as blonde and grubby.

[pastafreak]

Yeh.....but you're too young..lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Only 2 stars Dot - until you can think who it was!!!! That's made me wonder now! : )

Noknow - you get top marks for that. Made me laugh, but tbh, I love those wrinkly, slobbery dogs!! : )

Seekeerz - it's just put ME off as well. Was just eating some Christmas cake!
No, I was reminded yesterday of a gross one that I had, when someone's top teeth fell down on me. Hideous moment!!! I mean...being false ones was bad enough - but ill-fitting ones??? I feel ill now. : (

[pastafreak]

pasta taps feet...........so...where are are MY stars???????

[Ice.Maiden]

There! You get 1 for that last comment, because I've ben tapping my feet for the past two hours.........

: )