Just give them a goodie bag for xmas packed with deodorant, antiperspirant, body spray, wipes, salt-soaking crystals, a flannel..... all tied up with a red ribbon sprinkled with glitter.
It's a guy who does a guitar session with me & another mate on a Sat morn. He really does pong! I can smell him from 6ft away. For the last 4 wks he's worn the same clothes.
salla. He's a really good bloke, but he has no social graces what so ever. He's single of course, & he's also a lecturer at the university...so he's not daft!