Caption Competition, November 13

[excelsior-1]

http://www.modeemi.fi/~leopold/Babylon5/DVD/Img/LiveHiRes.jpeg

[Buenchico]

"Anne Robinson (pictured right) denies having had another facelift"

[cupid04]

Who you calling 'Big Ears', Baldy?

[shoota]

What do you mean 'Stand still while we have our photo taken for Answerbank? W.T.F. is Answerbank.....?'

[baza]

is this what David Beckham will look like when he gets knighted?

[Caran]

Do you come here often?

[waterboatman]

Our keen and intelligent staff are here to serve you and answer any questions.

[berniecuddles]

we must change our barbers!

[WELSHYORKIE]

They'll turn you into a handbag and shoes - don't go in there...............

[janbee]

I use L'Oreal... because I'm worth it !

[janbee]

Oh wow, the week at that health spa has done wonders for you. You look years younger.Tell me, have you done something new to your hair?

[WELSHYORKIE]

How many times do I have to tell you, its not a sodding wig

[BlueToffee]

Should have taken David Dimbleby's advice on which tattooist to use!

[Dee Sa]

are those spots catching ?

[mallyh]

no!. you were the one that said definitely fancy dress

[netibiza]

Antibiotics cleared mine up!!

[aelmpvw]

i swear they were down here before she had the breast reduction op

[Sipowicz]

Not 'THE' spotted dick?

[Butterbun]

You can plead all you like, he's coming with me.

[marval]

Did that nose come with it, or was it extra.

[Bazile]

No , i'm sorry - the human , going by the name of Captain Jean Luc Picard , whoom your'e chasing , has not passed through our planetary system .