Bob... now hold it right there ! You still haven't returned the dress you borrowed and if I find out you've put a cigarette burn in it, I'm not going to be very happy. Just keep your mits off my shoes and we'll get on okay....
NoM, th pants are lovely. That silky feeling mmmmmmmm I'm wearing them right now.
It's lucky you've got such a big bum, otherwise they wouldn't fit ;-)