Name Change

[emily1890]

Bubba the redneck tired of being the butt of all redneck jokes so he legally changed his name to Candy. He stopped by his girlfriend's house, knocked on
her door, and heard, "Who's there?" He said, "It's me!" She said, "Come on in, Bubba. The door's unlocked." He said, "It's not Bubba." She said, "Yes,
you are. I know your voice." He said, "It ain't Bubba no more 'cause I done legally changed it." "What it is now?" "Guess." "Leroy?" "Nope." "Johnny?"
"Nope." "Hell, I give up. Jes' come on in." He said, "Wait, I'll give ya a hint: Ya hold it in yor hand and put it in yor mouth." She replied, "Oh! Come
on in, Dick!"