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excelsior-1 | 20:48 Wed 30th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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i lent a friend £10,000 for a plastic surgery operation

now i don't know what he looks like
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What's got four legs and goes woof?
Piper Alpha.
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huh?
My favourite joke of all time has lost its relevance *sigh*.
Oh well, how about...
I put so much petrol in my car the other day,
I couldn't get in it!
Good joke excelsior but the answers have got me a bit muddled (more than usual).
that's pretty sick Mojo - I knew someone on that platform.
It's no more sick than many, many jokes that get posted on here DT, not least the ne about the poor lad who was killed by a falling sign. Are you protesting there too?
I am sorry for your loss but please don't be personal. The disaster is so old that most people don't even remember it.
I haven't seen that one, Mojo, but I saw yours.
Then feel free to take your grump out on me DT.
lol.....no not in a grumpy mood - except one dog is about to be bollocked if he carries on barking....

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