I'm donating some items to British Heart Foundation and they were to collect in the afternoon.
Just had a call from the collection chap to tell me he'll be with me at 8am!
I told him......that's fine.....but as I haven't seen 8am since I retired I'll put the key under the mat.....goods are in the hall and if he has time would he bring me up a cup of tea.....no sugar and a little milk.....
No problem, me duck....he replied....and we call at the cafe for bacon butties before we start...can I bring you one?