Following on from the button mushroom in the "Farts" Q, let me share this one with you. A bloke I went to school with got married in the 1980's. On the morning of the wedding the groom & best man went waterskiing, just wearing trunks. The groom didn't realise he'd given himself a seawater enema until he was at the altar when it all came out! How gross was that?