Dealing With Born Agains

nailit | 10:05 Wed 06th Jul 2016 | Religion & Spirituality

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In my town centre, there are a couple of street preachers who regularly take to their soap box to tell us unrepentant sinners how awful our lives are without the love of a jewish zombie in our lives.
However, a local black, evangelical, Pentecostal church has taken to some radical proselyting on a Saturday afternoon, lots of loud singing, fire and brimstone preaching and in your face "Do you know Jesus?" type of conversations.
I was trying to speak to a friend, over the din of singing and guitars, when a young lady (bible in hand) tried to hand me a religious tract and asked me if I knew jesus. The conversation went like this...

ME...No, Im an atheist

HER...Oh!, Why are you an atheist?

ME...I read the Bible, its disgusting. If its true then I don't want to believe in God.

HER...Eh?

ME...Have YOU read the Bible? All of it?

HER...Er, no. Not all of it

ME...Then it would be a bit hard to discuss something you havn't read.

HER...Have a good day sir, bye.

I had no idea it was so easy to get these loons off your back. Just ask them if they've read their Bible from cover to cover.

How do YOU deal with religious proselytisers?

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benhilton

..... - a joint and a can of Special Brew ?...... are you sure you don't need the love of a Jewish zombie in your life ?.......

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Jackdaw33

Charming!

-SharonA-

I ain't got time for these bible thumpers.

Mamyalynne

Nailit actually enjoys getting into conversation with people speaking religion , he has said so before.

We each have our own views and I have never had to resort to anything rude to avoid getting into conversation with them.

-SharonA-

Mamya round here you cannot move without someone trying to convert you.
And it annoying.

Mamyalynne

Been approached by many - I understand it's frustrating.

Jackdaw33

I once had a letter published in The Times. A week later I received a letter enclosing bible tracts. There was no follow-up. Most strange. My letter to the paper had nothing to do with religion.