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Patsy33 | 11:10 Mon 11th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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My friend said to me, "Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable?" I said, " Not necess-celery"...
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this is going to sprout another load of puns
11:14 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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no more thats shallot
11:15 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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that's a turnip for the books
11:16 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Careful - we don't want a supepperinjunction leeked here ...
15:15 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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It makes me think of the gardener who crossed a melon with a cauliflower and got melancholy.
15:27 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Some of you are intent on having the best pun! That reminds me, my friend has bought two teePEAS for her kids.....
16:20 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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That's a good one Patsy - 18 carrot
16:25 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Aww, thanks Sweetpea.....
16:29 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Sorry I am late, but I have bean out.
16:33 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Lovely to see you Marval. Thought you done a Runner.....
16:50 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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No, just popped out for lunch with my friend the swede.
16:53 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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got to go now, see you tomarrow
19:53 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Can we squash this right now? It's a complete waste of thyme.
20:01 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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My herb can only whisper, well he is a hoarse radish
20:03 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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What a load of broccoli!
20:07 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Why are we talking herbs? They're only parsley related to the question.
20:10 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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A sage question Quizproquo
20:51 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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I Yam quite impressed...
20:57 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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I knew that in tyme you'd post that, Patsy.
21:00 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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I can't beet any of the answers here.
21:01 Mon 11th Apr 2016

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