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A god has unlimited power - omnipotence.
If she existed she wouldn't be farting about on the internet.
Hiya god, hiya pal.
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God is great - he just told me to go to the fridge and get another beer.
Is "she" existed we would sing "hers", not "hymns"!
I rest my case.
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My intellect is obviously dulled - sorry but I cannot understand your point Plowter.... could you perhaps expand a little?
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God is too clever for t'internet.
Allegedly.
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But surely god allows all things?
He judges you afterwards (or at the end of time). Details.
When you die he pokes you up the jaksie for eternity.
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An anally obsessed God?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster would probably say alright. Don't really know. FSM says think it out for yourself.
Does your god like anal stuff, between friends (properly lubed, of course)?
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Back to your point of an omnipotent God. Surely an all knowing (omnipotent) God would not allow all things?
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Think you mean omniscient. Get your fugging latin right, mate.
Shirley omnipotent means all powerful! Ah, but that's probably a clever Roman trick!
Right chum. Pharasees or Romulans. Who do you fancy for the cup this weekend?
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God is brill, so there!
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Yeah, but brill is a bit imprecise. Init.
Did god have a lie-in when the clocks went back?
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Plowter at 00:19 said "A god has unlimited power - omnipotence"
Plowter then said at 01:07 "Think you mean omniscient. Get your fugging latin right, mate. "
No, I meant omnipotent, so you make YOUR mind up mate.
As all Gods are invented I'll forgive you.
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My God isn't invented. He created you and me. Before you were born he already knew you.
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Pash.
Gods aren't invented. They're discovered!
And only by the deserving (otherwise there'd be no need for smiting and that 'orrible stuff). Am sure your god is a nice chap.
All the best Duuncer.
See you at the end of the world.
I'll be the one pointing and laughing.
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My God isn't invented. He created you and me. Before you were born he already knew you.
Cupid, I'm more than happy for you to have your view; can you say the same for me? Plowter, didn't your mother ever tell you that pointing is rude?
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cupid04 -
If god does exist he is quite the most unpleasant entity imaginable. All powerful and yet utterly indifferent to the suffering of countless people and animals. To take a recent example of how utterly indifferent he is, think about the Boxing Day tsunami in 2004 that was caused by an earthquake in the Indian ocean. This event (ie. one that could have been prevented by an omnipotent god if he could have been bothered) killed approximately 230,000 people in fourteen different countries and wrecked the coastal economies for millions of people, plunging them even further into poverty. The tsunami killed people completely indiscriminately – young and old, mothers in labour, newborn babies, etc. Yet this is same god who we are told could and did part entire seas in order save a few hundred fleeing Israelites.
God is brill? Your definition of 'brill' clearly differs from mine.
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I'm not being horrid, I believe in God and what's the point of having a faith and keeping it all to myself. When you are filled with the love of God you want to tell the world about it. I'm sharing my joy, how is that horrid. Man makes problems for himself on this earth not God by their greed and inhumanity to their neighbour.
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God knows how The Jags are still in with a chance of promotion. I haven't managed to get to their games but I've had reliable first-hand reports. How are The Blues doing Duncer?
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Plowter - “... See you at the end of the world. I'll be the one pointing and laughing...”
Your words speak volumes. Clearly you are a cruel and callous person who takes pleasure in the idea of the suffering of others. From what religion do you hail?
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Won yesterday, albeit stutteringly. Don't back us for the league.
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