If You Were Being Attacked

[bobtheturkey]

by a giant fried egg which kitchen implement would you choose to defend yourself with?

[society]

An orange bucket

[Zacs-Master]

an Aga. I'd hide inside it.

[mccfluff]

how giant?

[ItsNotMeItsYou]

A Spatula

[cupid04]

No problem, don't eat eggs, yuk!!

[sandyRoe]

A jam maker. I'd marmalise it. think Ken Dodd

[jno]

baseball bat.

[slinky.kate]

frying pan

[berniecuddles]

a chopstick!

[Mamyalynne]

I'd get George Formby on it!!

[mccfluff]

i think you would be better off smothering it, if its a hot fried egg with a gooey middle, if you hit it and break the yolk, you could end up with hot yolk spatter

[Frank97]

I'd beat it with a whisk!

[stewey]

I believe in the axiom "divide and conquer": therefore, an egg-separator.

[Frank97]

Damn, already fried, that's me scuppered!

[DTCwordfan]

A George Foreman - he was a pretty good boxer in his time and his grills pack a punch when they blow up.

[stewey]

And he was well known for just leaning on the lamp-post on the corner of the street watching all the girls go by.

[craft1948]

A whisk.................I'd batter it!

[lozzer50]

an eggsterminator ;)

[mikey4444]

Two slices of brown bread and butter !

[andres]

The egg poacher!!